Last 25 Visitor Comments
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| Bellx15 | Anonymous | Going forward to a managed outcome | 7/11/2009 |
| Design semantic ballpark deliverables and it's a heads-up across the piece, horizon scanning.
You just need to visualize a result-driven downsizing sales funnel.
Or just extend your out-of-the-box dynamic bandwidth.
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| Andy | Anonymous | General Comment | 2/15/2009 |
| Thats not really gobbledygook
Have a listen to The Small Faces, Odgens nut gone flake album and thats the real deal |
| Andre Kornikovicslavinsky Jr. | Anonymous | General Comment | 3/4/2008 |
| I told my manager that i would Incubate real-time integrated networks by the end of the week, and he gave me a raise! Thanks Goobledegook Generator! Maybe next week i'll Implement extensible open-source e-tailers to get on his good side after dinner with his wife! |
| Art | cartmage_at_hotmail.com | Woot! | 12/19/2007 |
| I plan to use this in my Buisness Communications class. |
| Uncle Walt | wpdavis_at_earthlink.net | Why Not? | 12/1/2007 |
| I wrote a program in Fortran, on my 1980 Cromemco Z2W micro, to answer questions a shrink might ask, changing the words like a politition would! |
| Ian Brody | subject_verb_object_at_yahoo.dot.com | WHOA | 9/14/2007 |
| Absolutely fantastic. I love it. |
| Elmer T. Fudd | cynthiadavid_at_mindspring.com | uh | 8/11/2007 |
| If at first your dog bites, try again at the office. |
| Amy Kurasawa | amy_at_hwangkarate.com | amy@hwangkarate.com | 6/8/2007 |
| very funny. |
| pointy | info_at_pointpharmacy.com | hello | 5/30/2007 |
| great work here |
| Visitor | Anonymous | General Comment | 5/11/2007 |
| Productize leading-edge dot-com arrays |
| Ima | cootiemail_at_gmail.com | fab | 5/10/2007 |
| excellent! |
| John chan | mrjohnchancc_01_at_yahoo.com.hk | Impressed | 4/30/2007 |
| Fun stuff!!! |
| NJ | nj_at_yahoo.com | Ha! | 4/18/2007 |
| Good fun and some of it quite appropriate! |
| gestibar | gest22311_at_cashette.com | tnx | 2/12/2007 |
| nice :)
;)) |
| Joe | anoonymouse | Well farty party on you! | 2/12/2007 |
| This is pretty funny. |
| mphusheng | wont write it | I say | 2/8/2007 |
| eish! |
| Bill | douchebaggery303_at_hotmail.com | Buzzz! | 1/22/2007 |
| Hahaha perfect! |
| Pointy haired web developer | webmaster_at_wespankiraquis.com | hurrah! | 9/26/2006 |
| This is great - we just fired the entire marketing department |
| Visitor | Anonymous | General Comment | 9/23/2006 |
| this site has enabled me to facilitate extensible impactful strategies while documenting cross-platform enterprise wide documents.. absolutely brilliant |
| Visitor | anonymous | SOW | 9/13/2006 |
| This thing just produced my Statement of Work -- ROCK ON!!! |
| Pound DeBatti | pound.debatti_at_gmail.com | Excellent work. | 8/3/2006 |
| With such disintermediate, efficient, computer-assisted methodologies, you will be able to recall real-time granular abstractions. |
| Richard | Anonymous | Response | 7/21/2006 |
| This website proved the inspiration for my response to a colleague....
Agreed. At the end of the day, if we expedite a best-of-breed solution we'd be first to market with our win-win technologies. So we'd grow our seeds to trees and ensure 100% customer retention, from cradle to grave. |
| Visitor | Anonymous | General Comment | 7/18/2006 |
| can bricks fit through tunnels? |
| ward | are.you.cursed_at_gmail.com | great | 7/18/2006 |
| Aggregate bricks-and-clicks system sales funnel |
| DaddyMaz | chrkenna_at_aol.com | Are you my line manager? | 4/25/2006 |
| Its clear you orchastrate dynamic front end infrustructures that enable robust mindshare. |
| dont remember | domainless | Gobbledygook | 3/29/2006 |
| My organisation believes in remote administrative innovation. |
| Sammy | Anonymous | Ha ha ha | 3/12/2006 |
| Now anybody can be an effective manager. |
| None of your business | see left | Me likey | 2/22/2006 |
| I make sentences like this all the time, and find this site great. Or else.com/prove it. |
| Steve Jones | getslack_at_hotmail.com | Bizzaro | 2/3/2006 |
| Scale magnetic information technology solutions |
| Reverend Poenderhoes | poenderhoes_at_jmail.co.za | Great stuff | 1/8/2006 |
| This is great |
| jack | father_jhackett_at_yahoo.co.uk | eater | 12/8/2005 |
| all pets required |
| ivorbigan | ivorbigan_at_hotmail.com | Crap | 11/21/2005 |
| Utter |
| Osmond Pöliphantechs | im_at_im.dk | Motherlode | 11/18/2005 |
| Imagine extrapolating the cost-benefit index of a delayered and customer focused re-engineering win-win analysis of combined public sector vertically integrated policy structure. But streamlined and enterprise-based procurement implementation relieves congestion-prone matrix features by means of transparency and monitored felicitous alignments of OTC modules to modulate user-centric and flexible solution reciprocity. Thus we avoid imperative monologue and gender-relational substrata impact, a wondrous achievement, indeed. |
| Leah | emilydixieson_at_yahoo.com | emilydixieson@yahoo.com | 11/18/2005 |
| administrivia: love that one! (especially if you teach public school) |
| Alicia | loolapazoola_at_hotmail.com | handy cunfusations | 11/9/2005 |
| Weel you know how it is..if you cant convince, confuse! but in executive style! |
| James P | subaquatica_at_yahoo.com | General Comment | 11/9/2005 |
| There's obviously been a leak somewhere. How did you get so many components of our draft 2007 Corporate Plan? |
| Arthur Dentt | arthur_dentt42_at_yahoo.com | author-generated vertical infrastructures | 9/24/2005 |
| I had been looking for a way to scale author-generated vertical infrastructures. With this tool I can do it easily.
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| Mike Mudd | mike.mudd_at_optusnet.com.au | Seriously! | 9/15/2005 |
| "I would try to avoid mapping wholistic agile practices to terminology based in phasistic reductionism."
Actual reply to an IT testing group. |
| qolio | Anonymous | best in my job | 8/31/2005 |
| Implementations are facilitated by the use of a project methodology focused on managing risks and monitoring that deliverables are in line with targets. |
| ben | ben_at_blindcreek.com | Emabling core copetencies! | 8/24/2005 |
| Enabling my key players to focus on their core competencies! |
| ES | Anonymous | Very useful | 7/22/2005 |
| Thank you. With this I was able to prepare a brilliant 12-point strategic plan proposal that will definitely save our corporation from bankruptcy. |
| mogu | mogu_at_mogu | mogu | 7/15/2005 |
| I participated!
darthgates@gmail.com |
| Kathy Becker | kbecker_at_umr.com | Gobbledygook | 7/11/2005 |
| Diane pulled us into this. Now you must use the "Gobbledygook Generator." |
| elektra | enatchiosx_at_hotmail.com | General Comment | 5/18/2005 |
| too much biz speak? |
| stanley cates | snapper130_at_earthlink.net | Now I know why | 5/13/2005 |
| Now I know why I left mamagement and went back to engineering (the real world!) |
| Tony | armando_99_at_hotmail.com | Now I Know! | 5/12/2005 |
| I have wondered for years where so many companies (and management within them) got the meaningless nonsense that fills Powerpoint slides, conference calls, corporate product alerts etc.! Now I Know! |
| Don | doncampbell_at_juno.com | Amazed | 3/24/2005 |
| I am amazed that I can string together about four phrases and put them in an Executive Summary and they appear to make sense! What does that tell you about..... |
| David | bcompson_at_yahoo.com | Bullshit Bingo the song | 3/20/2005 |
| You might enjoy a song I wrote that is Bull Shit bingo set to song. The "Sales Meeting" was inspired by working for a dot com that had no products or services but had Aeron chairs.
http://www.starpolish.com/davidjacobsen
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David W Jacobsen
http://davidwj.com
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| Pat L | patexas_98_at_yahoo.com | The Truth II | 3/15/2005 |
| Guilt Free-
As far as the east is from the west,
so far hath he removed our
transgressions from us.
Psalm 103:12
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| E Runhar | runhare_at_mailbox.co.za | Somebody shoot this person! | 1/19/2005 |
| We are acively lkooking to maximise leverage the business scope in the wholesale environment by engaging in strategic initiatives with potential long-term benefits for all shareholders. |
